I’M WATCHING CUPCAKE WARS
INSTEAD OF DOING MY HOMEWORK D;
So, yeah...
Teenage girl who's on the internet too much and being productive not enough. Don't judge.
Stack em Real High!
SPRINKLES!
Summer Homework
Sooo, being the loser I am, I have lots of homework this summer. My first assignment is a Compare/Contrast essay between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
When she told us this, my first reaction was vague intrigue. Now? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I do not want to do this. Not at all. And it’s due June 1st.
RARRGH So instead I’m on tumblr. Brilliant.
HEYHEY CHECK OUT MY EYE
IT’S BLUE
| My brain: | Hey, I just met you.. |
|---|---|
| Me: | NO |
| My brain: | And this is crazy... |
| Me: | FUCK OFF, BRAIN |
| My brain: | But here's my number |
| Me: | COCKSUCKER- |
| My brain: | ... |
| Me: | So call me maybe! |
| My brain: | |
| Me: | FUCK |
Wait, hold up
I know Kristen Wiig is leaving Saturday Night Live, but apparently there’s talk of Andy Samberg and Jason Sudekis leaving too?!?! This is not okay. Andy Samberg is…everything. He is my celebrity crush. I WILL NO LONGER WATCH SNL IF HE AND KRISTEN BOTH LEAVE.
I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD ASK ME QUESTIONS
I am as bored as rainstorm in a desert.
…does that analogy imply I don’t exist? Maybe I DON’T!
(via facts-i-just-made-up)
